What does this mean???

Double complete rainbow. OMFG.

Drugs and rainbows are a lethal combination. Drugs and double rainbows will blow your mind right out of your skull.

The French reeking of shitheadness

I've been entirely too busy watching the world cup to give a shit about the republic of shithead. I will most likely compile a collective of shitheads after the tourney is through. I pray that Maradonna tops the list with a series of shenanigans I couldn't even dream up.

Let's focus on the French for a sec.

The French love being shitheads. Thats pretty general I guess. I met a dude named Jean Pierre at G-Land that was cool. JP broke 3 boards in one sesh. jaime deux sans trois! I think I just used JP to name drop a G-Land trip I once took to sound cool. JP was mellow and not a shithead. Weak name drop matias, you dickhead.

Lets run through some french shitheads real quick. All making the team for various reasons

Zidane- World Cup Winner. Genius on the ball. 80's high school movie head butt at the poolside fight scene. Thumbs up
Dom - 2010 WC meltdown like no other. No hand shake for the Saffa's Brazilian coach. Thumbs up
Ribery - underaged prossies. Thumbs up
Gasp- He wont tell me but I think he got arrested in Denver for some Ribery/Zidane and Dom shit all rolled up into one. Thumbs up

Drum machines have no soul

This drummer is what dreams are made of.

Keith Moon + Weird Al =

Shithead 'MOM' Tattoo Criteria Explained. Finally

Last weekend a Local member of the City of Torrance Shithead Branch asked me if his "Mom" tattoo qualified as a shithead thing to do. Or maybe he asked me if it would land him on the blog. Actually I was pretty drunk and don't remember what the fuck this piece of shit asked me but either way my answer is. MAYBE

It all boils down to why you got the 'Mom' tattoo in the first place. Did you do something shitty to your madre and felt like you needed to make up for it with a grand gesture? If you got the tattoo for one of the following reasons then the 'mom' tattoo qualifies as you an official shithead.

- If you stole over $1000.00 from you mom
- If you stole your mom's car and drove it to Mexico to smuggle back drugs only to get it blown up by the cartel.
- If you filmed a porno in your mom's car and didn't clean up afterwards. (before the Mex trip?)
- If you got the tattoo because you harbor freudian-esque emotions towards your mom. Still holds true if you are adopted. Not illegal but frowned upon.
- If you got the tattoo to get a bigger cut on the will then your siblings.
- If you have two mom's and wanted to confuse them as to which Mom you were referring to.
- If you stole your mom's jewelry and gave it your your girlfriend.

Bonus*- If the tattoo's location is on your upper thigh or lower back then you are a shithead.
- If the tattoo was done with a hot hanger and ink then you are definitely a shithead. Top Level shithead status if done in jail.


I hope this clears up this matter.

Lithuanian Alert- Meet Columbias next Presidente

How do you say 'Sí se puede' in Lithuanian? Antanas Mockus???

Aurelijus Rutenis Antanas Mockus Šivickas (born 25 March 1952 in Bogotá), is a Colombian mathematician, philosopher, and politician. This dude is a son of Lithuanian immigrants. And he is running a tight race in Cokeville

"HE WAS the unlikeliest of presidential hopefuls, a former maths lecturer who once mooned his students to get their attention and wore a superhero cape to teach civic values."

He loves his beard, he loves Nietzsche and and he loves public displays of indecent exposure.

Right on

Shithead of the Month: Indonesian Toddler Ardi Rizal

This Indonesian Toddler (Ardi Rizal ) smokes 40 cigs a day. He loves them. Some have called him the reincarnation of Ping Ping but without the whole midget thing.

The Riz is about to set the world on fire. I'm talking full marlboro sponsorship, bic lighters, the whole shebang. Smoking champion of the world 2010!

Turkevil Kenevil

Turkish kids hate stairs. That's a fact. I can't wait to see what sort of stunts this kid is pulling when he reaches the age of 5.

This is Bullshit

How the hell this guy got up after this upper cut and walked away from this is anybody's guess. His amigos should buy him drink but I'm guessing it would just go to waste.

Reno Party Girl. No shoes , no shirt, no bottle service

When you think of hotbeds for shitheadness where do you think of? If you just threw your dart at Nevada and hit a Reno bulls-eye then you just bowled a strike. I apologize for not posting anything from the "Battle Born" State earlier but I really wanted to hit the nail on the head.

Enter Brandi Smith. Keywords = Topless . Drunk. Prior incident involving a stolen 6-pack at 7-11. Driving.

“She just walked right past me,” is what the Scolaris Grocery store worker bee said of Brandi when she stumbled passed him topless on her way to the wine section. She grabbed a $20 of cab. and walked right out the door.

An off duty cop intercepted her at the her car and took her keys before she could drive off. He couldn't locate her top. Or so he says.





* Brandi is in no way related to certain Smith cousins located in outer Reno. They are good people. Good Smith's. Smith is a very common American name such as Jones, Nguyen, Hernandez and Gudauskas.

Mikey Bennet loves him some ta-tas

All Mike's love porn. Fact.

These politician's are like shooting fish in a bucket. I'm tempted to search that phrase on youtube but wont.

Anyways back to the Mike theory... Sen. Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, got caught "looking at pornographic material on his state-issued computer on the Senate floor."

Mike said he was a little bored during the abortion debate so he decided to check his email and a former court administrator sent him the picture of her and her gal pals flashing some lucky cameraman.

I'm sure both his former admin and his wife will be stoked on that one.

Boys will be boys

Whoever coined that phrase must have been a real shithead.

*Was this a tweet ?

The Human Centipede in a theatre near you

Whoever wrote this is one fucked up dude.

"Extremely difficult to wrap my hands around"

LaShawn Merrit is a fast dude with a lot of time on his hands. Our 2008 Olympic track (400M) gold medalist just received a 2 year suspension for testing positive for enhancement drugs. Roids? Vebonol? Steranobol? Android F? Malogen ? No ( X ) 5 . This enhancement drug is the same one that Charlie Sheen is all hopped up on (when he's not hopped up on the booze and coke). I'm talkin' about poppin' penis enlarging pills. Which begs the question, is time the only thing on LaShawn's hands?

Franck, How do you say shithead in French?

Maybe we can ask Zidane again. No vid required for that one.

jamais deux sans trois? Oddly enough thats what my boy Jean-Pierre from Lyon told me right before he broke his third board at G-Land. Catch you at Money Trees in August JP! Well, hopefully at Speedies.

Lets investigate the trois...

1. Busted for hanging with prossies last week
2. Did I mention they were underaged?
3. And now the redcard from today for the over-the-top challenge



I'm not sure if 1 and 2 are separate? Hopefully for Franck they are. If not he is in store for some evil shit.

Iggy is older than your dad

A lot of shitheads owe this dude debt of gratitude for paving the way of being a scum. Happy B-Day igz!

Undisputed Heavyweight Shithead of the World

Iron Mike at his best.




Add this one to your netflix queue.

Art for the Team

Nothing gets a shithead more interested in the arts than when a museum warns it's visitors to not touch the live nudes.

Especially when it's opposite day.

Apparently you have to walk through the nudes to get to the exhibit. Shitheads have never been so clumsy.

I can only imagine the text pictures that are going down as well.

"Hey Darryl, you blew it "
attch:

Street Team Update : Antonio Sighting

Sighting: Corner of Davis and Sacramento

Appearance: On bike. JNCO jean shorts, purple dragon shirt- unbuttoned. Healthy tan

"Yeah Antonio"

Without looking in my direction Antonio starts to ride off and mumbles,

"Yeah Tokyo"

I know You, Asshole!

Little Larry has been doing all the thinking

Dear Larry,

I'm sorry to hear about your 8th divorce. 13years? Sounds like it was time to trade it in anyways. This will at least give you more time to hang out with me and the Team. Since you might lose $144 mil for not getting a prenup we will buy the first round. Well, as the team does, we will say we will buy the first round and then bail when the tab shows. Hang in there buddy. I will take you golfing and to my favorite waffle den.

Love,
tiger