What's in a name?

Hindu God

One drunken night in London Steve Cooper's Indian friends started taking the piss out of him. They told StevO that he looks like Bahucharaji, the ancient Hindu fertility goddess "- who according to legend castrated her husband because he preferred acting as a woman."

So what did our drunken out of work friend do? Yup, you guessed it. He boarded the first plane to India rockin' a holy saffron robe and now walks the streets blessing people.

Stevie currently lives with 80 eunuchs. Those are dudes that have been castrated.

But some of his colleagues are calling shenanigans.  His roomie/part-time-investigator Sudha says, “He is a fake. I checked and he still has a penis."

Nice Dick work Sudha.

$5

I know some shitheads that are willing to chip in $5 (total) to get this professionally oil painted.

Rule # 87 - Shitheads Love Jacuzzis

This might be a better option for Ashkon than the Motel 6?

Dwight Gooden Back In Classic Form

Dwight Gooden got hammered the other day and crashed his car. Much like the dude I saw in the Tenderloin do last Saturday night. But that dude had an aluminum square and lighter and was only going about 5mph's. That's some solid shithead work on both accounts. But then Dwight kicked it up a notch by leaving the scene of the accident. As shitheads do.

The dude in the TL had a vegged out chick sitting shotgun. Dwight on the other hand had a grom in tow.
"Gooden, 45, had a child in his vehicle at the time of the accident. It wasn't clear whose child it was. "
Mama's baby, papa's maybe?

"The 1985 National League Cy Young Award winner has had a history of publicized legal and substance abuse troubles."
Lets hope for little Timmy's sake the pot isn't a gateway drug.

A Great Moment in Shithead History

It's ALL good but particularly the 18 second mark gets this shithhead's panties in a bunch.

F.O.L.

Most, if not all politicians play a role on Team Shithead. Joe reminded us today just why he is on the team. Shitheads find any excuse to drop the f word. From cradle to the grave it's every shithead's finest verbal companion.



fuck yeah joe