Dwight Gooden got hammered the other day and crashed his car. Much like the dude I saw in the Tenderloin do last Saturday night. But that dude had an aluminum square and lighter and was only going about 5mph's. That's some solid shithead work on both accounts. But then Dwight kicked it up a notch by leaving the scene of the accident. As shitheads do.
The dude in the TL had a vegged out chick sitting shotgun. Dwight on the other hand had a grom in tow.
"Gooden, 45, had a child in his vehicle at the time of the accident. It wasn't clear whose child it was. "
Mama's baby, papa's maybe?
"The 1985 National League Cy Young Award winner has had a history of publicized legal and substance abuse troubles."
Lets hope for little Timmy's sake the pot isn't a gateway drug.
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