Monday, March 15, 2010

Big Woman Alert




Shitheads love big women. Fact.

But what happens when big women are trying to be shitheads?

Such is the case of Donna Simpson, 42, of New Jersey. Big D is striving to be the worlds fattest lady. Heavy D weighs around 600 lb.s right now but is on a mish. to tip the scale to the 3 zero mark. Check out her boyfriend Phillipe. This guy is a full on shithead big woman hunter. Right on.

Here are some quotes from the shitty article I stole this ground breaking news from.

"Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter."

"To pay for her gigantic $750-a-week food bill, Simpson runs a Web site where men pay her to watch her eat."

"Simpson said her boyfriend Philippe, 49, has encouraged her to eat more -- even though he only weighs 150 pounds."

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger," she added. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

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