My 28 year old Lithuanian cousin Marium Varinauskas was super hammered and wacked a Scottish chick with his wang. Did I mention this chick was a cop. Sorry Marium but you aren't Anthony Kiedis.
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
The good news is that Marium has reportedly stopped binge drinking.
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