This story would be way more shithead if our boy fell off a roof hammered on Old Milwaukee retrieving some blown away zig zags during a big woman mud wrestling fest. But I'm sure that day will come...
A few days ago a founder of the shithead revival got scalped while surfing out at Cayucos Pier. Apparently as Executive Shithead was going down the line some kook bailed his board and a fin nailed E.S. right on the temple above the eye.
In true shithead fashion E.S. avoided all medical bills and got glued up by a local Doctor. Big props to the Dr. for the super glue session. The opposite of big props to the kook who bailed his board.
If you see Executive Shithead buy him a beer for his headache.
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