What's in a name?

Hindu God

One drunken night in London Steve Cooper's Indian friends started taking the piss out of him. They told StevO that he looks like Bahucharaji, the ancient Hindu fertility goddess "- who according to legend castrated her husband because he preferred acting as a woman."

So what did our drunken out of work friend do? Yup, you guessed it. He boarded the first plane to India rockin' a holy saffron robe and now walks the streets blessing people.

Stevie currently lives with 80 eunuchs. Those are dudes that have been castrated.

But some of his colleagues are calling shenanigans.  His roomie/part-time-investigator Sudha says, “He is a fake. I checked and he still has a penis."

Nice Dick work Sudha.

$5

I know some shitheads that are willing to chip in $5 (total) to get this professionally oil painted.

Rule # 87 - Shitheads Love Jacuzzis

This might be a better option for Ashkon than the Motel 6?

Dwight Gooden Back In Classic Form

Dwight Gooden got hammered the other day and crashed his car. Much like the dude I saw in the Tenderloin do last Saturday night. But that dude had an aluminum square and lighter and was only going about 5mph's. That's some solid shithead work on both accounts. But then Dwight kicked it up a notch by leaving the scene of the accident. As shitheads do.

The dude in the TL had a vegged out chick sitting shotgun. Dwight on the other hand had a grom in tow.
"Gooden, 45, had a child in his vehicle at the time of the accident. It wasn't clear whose child it was. "
Mama's baby, papa's maybe?

"The 1985 National League Cy Young Award winner has had a history of publicized legal and substance abuse troubles."
Lets hope for little Timmy's sake the pot isn't a gateway drug.

A Great Moment in Shithead History

It's ALL good but particularly the 18 second mark gets this shithhead's panties in a bunch.

F.O.L.

Most, if not all politicians play a role on Team Shithead. Joe reminded us today just why he is on the team. Shitheads find any excuse to drop the f word. From cradle to the grave it's every shithead's finest verbal companion.



fuck yeah joe

Hoffcanhaz

Da Hoff has been on the team long before the days of Knight Rider.

His agent once ruined a Bern Dog family dinner back in 89' at the Mermaid in Hermosa by interrupting our meal and telling us that the Hoff was just one table over and asked if we wanted his autograph. It was right when Baywatch was starting and Bern Dog got pissed cus DaHoff was rockin' a lifeguard jacket (no shirt underneath) when he wasn't a real lifeguard. Bern Dog gets pissed about shit like that.

We declined the offer and continued on with our meal.

Here's one of his meals...

Dr Phil and Janes Addiction

Laura and Matthew Eaton make 100K a year stealing shit and then selling it on ebay.

I think they even use their kids as decoys. I'm not really sure because I didn't really read the article. The worst/best? part about these shitheads is that they went on Dr. Phil and bragged about it which lead to them getting busted and now they're going to serve hard time.

Looks like it took the hard working Law Enforcers down in San Diego a little over 2 years to crack the case. Nice work.

I can't wait to see what that Mr. Phil busts the kids for in 15 years.

Shithead gets scalped

This story would be way more shithead if our boy fell off a roof hammered on Old Milwaukee retrieving some blown away zig zags during a big woman mud wrestling fest. But I'm sure that day will come...

A few days ago a founder of the shithead revival got scalped while surfing out at Cayucos Pier. Apparently as Executive Shithead was going down the line some kook bailed his board and a fin nailed E.S. right on the temple above the eye.

In true shithead fashion E.S. avoided all medical bills and got glued up by a local Doctor. Big props to the Dr. for the super glue session. The opposite of big props to the kook who bailed his board.

If you see Executive Shithead buy him a beer for his headache.

Lithuania Strikes Again

My 28 year old Lithuanian cousin Marium Varinauskas was super hammered and wacked a Scottish chick with his wang. Did I mention this chick was a cop. Sorry Marium but you aren't Anthony Kiedis.

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

The good news is that Marium has reportedly stopped binge drinking.

Jamais Deux Sans Trois. Mr. Ping Ping R.I.P

Tears for the tiniest Hero.

It comes with heavy hearts that the Team Shithdead report desk has to announce that our smallest shithead has passed away.

He Pingping commonly known as "Mr. Ping Ping" from Inner Mongolia achieved what most small dudes dream of in the 2009 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records, which certified him as the world's smallest walking man.



Shithead Stats: Ping Ping loved drinking, smoking and women. Not in that order but maybe.

Goodnight sweet prince!

Big Woman Alert

Shitheads love big women. Fact.

But what happens when big women are trying to be shitheads?

Such is the case of Donna Simpson, 42, of New Jersey. Big D is striving to be the worlds fattest lady. Heavy D weighs around 600 lb.s right now but is on a mish. to tip the scale to the 3 zero mark. Check out her boyfriend Phillipe. This guy is a full on shithead big woman hunter. Right on.

Here are some quotes from the shitty article I stole this ground breaking news from.

"Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter."

"To pay for her gigantic $750-a-week food bill, Simpson runs a Web site where men pay her to watch her eat."

"Simpson said her boyfriend Philippe, 49, has encouraged her to eat more -- even though he only weighs 150 pounds."

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger," she added. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

Corey Correction

COREY HAIM DEAD!

Team Shithead would like to make a correction in regards to the announcement of the death of Corey Fieldman. As it turns out he is ok. The actual Corey who died was Corey Haim. In the pursuit of accurate reporting the team tried to contact Corey Fieldman but could only find what might be his facebook page.

We would like to apologize to every Corey in the world.

Godmother of the Team

Deborah J. Madden, 60, of San Mateo, a San Francisco drug-test Lab technician, got busted for stealing the coke she was suppose to test.

WOW!!!

You just don't get anymore shithead than that. That's an old school move. One that Deb has probably been pulling since the 80's.

Corey : Dead !!!

Corey Scott Fieldman Dead at 38:

Team Shithead lost another one of their celebrity shitheads yesterday.

Corey passed at home, attended by his loving wife, Henrietta and his treasured dog, PokerFace.. Corey was born in New York to Ester and Doug Fieldman on July 15, 1971. He is survived by his wife and dog at the family home, his brother Lil Wayne of Torrance, sister Mary Sheen of Catalina Island , numerous nieces and nephews, and godsons Fredrico.

ANTONIO SIGHTING !!!

Today at approx. 14:35 PST Antonio was sighted. The location was near the Embarcadero Plaza and he appeared to be safe and sound on his beach cruiser. So all you shitheads with your false claims looking for the reward can beat it!

Team Shithead Inc. is working hard to get a full interview with this very heavy dude.

Missing Shithead! Antonio Alert

Attention all shitheads :

There is a member of the SF Chapter of Shitheads that is missing. He goes by the name Antonio and has been apart of the street team since the good ol days. He was last last seen on the Broadway Pier two and a half weeks ago.

Antonio can often be found on his bike sporting a tan that most would call shenanigans on. Antonio loves the pier, salt lake (not in Utah but probably Shasta) and things from Germany that make loud noises.

We don't have any pics of him but he looks like this. He was last seen wearing Jnco jean shorts with a purple button up with a dragon design. Comment on this blog if you see him.

Possible Reward ?

A blast from the past

Jesco White is a super shithead. Jesse, Jesco, Elvis?

If you don't cook up this dancin' outlaws eggs right he'll cut you up.


Jesco White

Adam | MySpace Video

Shithead Defined

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Shithead
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Shithead is a insulting term for a person that is ignorant, narrow minded, cruel, and/or unintelligent. It is generally considered to be a vulgar and profane term.
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I would like to add that in some circles the term shithead is regarded as the ultimate compliment and even a way of life that many strive for but few achieve.


A picture is worth a thousand words

Shithead Rule #27- Never Apologize

Zidane made the team a few years ago during the finals of the World Cup when he headbutted Materazzi for calling is ailing mother a 'terrorist whore.' Sorry Matzi but the big Z ain't sorry. And we're not going to be sorry when we send Tanya Harding's brother to break Giuseppe Rossi's leg.

The Team Welcomes Paul Railton Aboard

This 23 year old British shithead got caught walking his dog while driving his car. We would like to think that this is some fat ass lazy American shit but we know better. We know that this simply a shithead doing what shitheads do.

Looks like PR is going to have to take his shenanigans to the sidewalk for the next six months until he gets his license back.

Dog Walker Shithead

First shithead male/female duo: but not the last

This whole situation reeks of shitheadness.

Just another classic case of:
- Dude gets wintered and climbs down a chimney to check on his lady
- Dude gets stuck
- Fire dept comes to break him loose
- Lady digs out a few empty bottles of barley pops from the blue bin and lets them fly at Santa



*Thanks to M. Freebird for this contribution