What does this mean???

Double complete rainbow. OMFG.

Drugs and rainbows are a lethal combination. Drugs and double rainbows will blow your mind right out of your skull.

The French reeking of shitheadness

I've been entirely too busy watching the world cup to give a shit about the republic of shithead. I will most likely compile a collective of shitheads after the tourney is through. I pray that Maradonna tops the list with a series of shenanigans I couldn't even dream up.

Let's focus on the French for a sec.

The French love being shitheads. Thats pretty general I guess. I met a dude named Jean Pierre at G-Land that was cool. JP broke 3 boards in one sesh. jaime deux sans trois! I think I just used JP to name drop a G-Land trip I once took to sound cool. JP was mellow and not a shithead. Weak name drop matias, you dickhead.

Lets run through some french shitheads real quick. All making the team for various reasons

Zidane- World Cup Winner. Genius on the ball. 80's high school movie head butt at the poolside fight scene. Thumbs up
Dom - 2010 WC meltdown like no other. No hand shake for the Saffa's Brazilian coach. Thumbs up
Ribery - underaged prossies. Thumbs up
Gasp- He wont tell me but I think he got arrested in Denver for some Ribery/Zidane and Dom shit all rolled up into one. Thumbs up

Drum machines have no soul

This drummer is what dreams are made of.

Keith Moon + Weird Al =

Shithead 'MOM' Tattoo Criteria Explained. Finally

Last weekend a Local member of the City of Torrance Shithead Branch asked me if his "Mom" tattoo qualified as a shithead thing to do. Or maybe he asked me if it would land him on the blog. Actually I was pretty drunk and don't remember what the fuck this piece of shit asked me but either way my answer is. MAYBE

It all boils down to why you got the 'Mom' tattoo in the first place. Did you do something shitty to your madre and felt like you needed to make up for it with a grand gesture? If you got the tattoo for one of the following reasons then the 'mom' tattoo qualifies as you an official shithead.

- If you stole over $1000.00 from you mom
- If you stole your mom's car and drove it to Mexico to smuggle back drugs only to get it blown up by the cartel.
- If you filmed a porno in your mom's car and didn't clean up afterwards. (before the Mex trip?)
- If you got the tattoo because you harbor freudian-esque emotions towards your mom. Still holds true if you are adopted. Not illegal but frowned upon.
- If you got the tattoo to get a bigger cut on the will then your siblings.
- If you have two mom's and wanted to confuse them as to which Mom you were referring to.
- If you stole your mom's jewelry and gave it your your girlfriend.

Bonus*- If the tattoo's location is on your upper thigh or lower back then you are a shithead.
- If the tattoo was done with a hot hanger and ink then you are definitely a shithead. Top Level shithead status if done in jail.


I hope this clears up this matter.

Lithuanian Alert- Meet Columbias next Presidente

How do you say 'Sí se puede' in Lithuanian? Antanas Mockus???

Aurelijus Rutenis Antanas Mockus Šivickas (born 25 March 1952 in Bogotá), is a Colombian mathematician, philosopher, and politician. This dude is a son of Lithuanian immigrants. And he is running a tight race in Cokeville

"HE WAS the unlikeliest of presidential hopefuls, a former maths lecturer who once mooned his students to get their attention and wore a superhero cape to teach civic values."

He loves his beard, he loves Nietzsche and and he loves public displays of indecent exposure.

Right on

Shithead of the Month: Indonesian Toddler Ardi Rizal

This Indonesian Toddler (Ardi Rizal ) smokes 40 cigs a day. He loves them. Some have called him the reincarnation of Ping Ping but without the whole midget thing.

The Riz is about to set the world on fire. I'm talking full marlboro sponsorship, bic lighters, the whole shebang. Smoking champion of the world 2010!

Turkevil Kenevil

Turkish kids hate stairs. That's a fact. I can't wait to see what sort of stunts this kid is pulling when he reaches the age of 5.

This is Bullshit

How the hell this guy got up after this upper cut and walked away from this is anybody's guess. His amigos should buy him drink but I'm guessing it would just go to waste.

Reno Party Girl. No shoes , no shirt, no bottle service

When you think of hotbeds for shitheadness where do you think of? If you just threw your dart at Nevada and hit a Reno bulls-eye then you just bowled a strike. I apologize for not posting anything from the "Battle Born" State earlier but I really wanted to hit the nail on the head.

Enter Brandi Smith. Keywords = Topless . Drunk. Prior incident involving a stolen 6-pack at 7-11. Driving.

“She just walked right past me,” is what the Scolaris Grocery store worker bee said of Brandi when she stumbled passed him topless on her way to the wine section. She grabbed a $20 of cab. and walked right out the door.

An off duty cop intercepted her at the her car and took her keys before she could drive off. He couldn't locate her top. Or so he says.





* Brandi is in no way related to certain Smith cousins located in outer Reno. They are good people. Good Smith's. Smith is a very common American name such as Jones, Nguyen, Hernandez and Gudauskas.

Mikey Bennet loves him some ta-tas

All Mike's love porn. Fact.

These politician's are like shooting fish in a bucket. I'm tempted to search that phrase on youtube but wont.

Anyways back to the Mike theory... Sen. Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, got caught "looking at pornographic material on his state-issued computer on the Senate floor."

Mike said he was a little bored during the abortion debate so he decided to check his email and a former court administrator sent him the picture of her and her gal pals flashing some lucky cameraman.

I'm sure both his former admin and his wife will be stoked on that one.

Boys will be boys

Whoever coined that phrase must have been a real shithead.

*Was this a tweet ?

The Human Centipede in a theatre near you

Whoever wrote this is one fucked up dude.

"Extremely difficult to wrap my hands around"

LaShawn Merrit is a fast dude with a lot of time on his hands. Our 2008 Olympic track (400M) gold medalist just received a 2 year suspension for testing positive for enhancement drugs. Roids? Vebonol? Steranobol? Android F? Malogen ? No ( X ) 5 . This enhancement drug is the same one that Charlie Sheen is all hopped up on (when he's not hopped up on the booze and coke). I'm talkin' about poppin' penis enlarging pills. Which begs the question, is time the only thing on LaShawn's hands?

Franck, How do you say shithead in French?

Maybe we can ask Zidane again. No vid required for that one.

jamais deux sans trois? Oddly enough thats what my boy Jean-Pierre from Lyon told me right before he broke his third board at G-Land. Catch you at Money Trees in August JP! Well, hopefully at Speedies.

Lets investigate the trois...

1. Busted for hanging with prossies last week
2. Did I mention they were underaged?
3. And now the redcard from today for the over-the-top challenge



I'm not sure if 1 and 2 are separate? Hopefully for Franck they are. If not he is in store for some evil shit.

Iggy is older than your dad

A lot of shitheads owe this dude debt of gratitude for paving the way of being a scum. Happy B-Day igz!

Undisputed Heavyweight Shithead of the World

Iron Mike at his best.




Add this one to your netflix queue.

Art for the Team

Nothing gets a shithead more interested in the arts than when a museum warns it's visitors to not touch the live nudes.

Especially when it's opposite day.

Apparently you have to walk through the nudes to get to the exhibit. Shitheads have never been so clumsy.

I can only imagine the text pictures that are going down as well.

"Hey Darryl, you blew it "
attch:

Street Team Update : Antonio Sighting

Sighting: Corner of Davis and Sacramento

Appearance: On bike. JNCO jean shorts, purple dragon shirt- unbuttoned. Healthy tan

"Yeah Antonio"

Without looking in my direction Antonio starts to ride off and mumbles,

"Yeah Tokyo"

I know You, Asshole!

Little Larry has been doing all the thinking

Dear Larry,

I'm sorry to hear about your 8th divorce. 13years? Sounds like it was time to trade it in anyways. This will at least give you more time to hang out with me and the Team. Since you might lose $144 mil for not getting a prenup we will buy the first round. Well, as the team does, we will say we will buy the first round and then bail when the tab shows. Hang in there buddy. I will take you golfing and to my favorite waffle den.

Love,
tiger

Matthew Clemens will be batting clean up

Check this kid out. How would he not puke on you at a Philly's game?

Unfortunately for Matty Boy, he puked on an off duty cop and his 15 year old daughter. Oopsy.

Hopefully there are some fellow shitheads on the jury to get Clemen's back on the mound asap.

Kiwi Babysitting

It's 3am and you want to go to the strip club but it's your weekend to watch the grom. No worries mate. Just throw it in the back of the ride, pay the cover and enjoy the show.

I would have guessed that this is some South Island shit but then again I bet N. Zeds capital has some really quality adult establishments. I'm guessing there is a 50% chance that this dude is in Government.

Hot Carl takes a dump on own chest

Carl Paladino, the Tea Party favorite for New York governor really likes Italians but he is also an animal lover. Sounds kind of team material. No wait, this sounds totally like team material.

He is just the sort of dude the NY needs in office.

I can't wait to see what surfaces when they find Arnold's email trail. Hopefully some wicked Austrian down hill skiing where no farm animals are mistaken for salsa partners.

The gift that keeps giving to the Shithead foundation

The team expects Bern Dog to say way cooler shit from his grave than this.

René Higuita

Rene was a goalie for the Columbian National Futbol Team in the 80's. Just think about that.
-Goalie (Goalies are usually pretty fucked up dudes to begin with)
-80's
-Columbia

Check his pic. I think you get the idea. In case the pic wasn't enough here are a few more Rene Highlights.
-Scorpion Kicks >> See Video
-7 months in the hole on Kidnapping Charges >> Did I mention Pablo Escobar?
-Testing + for coke >> I would think it would have been more shocking if he tested negative.

What's in a name?

Hindu God

One drunken night in London Steve Cooper's Indian friends started taking the piss out of him. They told StevO that he looks like Bahucharaji, the ancient Hindu fertility goddess "- who according to legend castrated her husband because he preferred acting as a woman."

So what did our drunken out of work friend do? Yup, you guessed it. He boarded the first plane to India rockin' a holy saffron robe and now walks the streets blessing people.

Stevie currently lives with 80 eunuchs. Those are dudes that have been castrated.

But some of his colleagues are calling shenanigans.  His roomie/part-time-investigator Sudha says, “He is a fake. I checked and he still has a penis."

Nice Dick work Sudha.

$5

I know some shitheads that are willing to chip in $5 (total) to get this professionally oil painted.

Rule # 87 - Shitheads Love Jacuzzis

This might be a better option for Ashkon than the Motel 6?

Dwight Gooden Back In Classic Form

Dwight Gooden got hammered the other day and crashed his car. Much like the dude I saw in the Tenderloin do last Saturday night. But that dude had an aluminum square and lighter and was only going about 5mph's. That's some solid shithead work on both accounts. But then Dwight kicked it up a notch by leaving the scene of the accident. As shitheads do.

The dude in the TL had a vegged out chick sitting shotgun. Dwight on the other hand had a grom in tow.
"Gooden, 45, had a child in his vehicle at the time of the accident. It wasn't clear whose child it was. "
Mama's baby, papa's maybe?

"The 1985 National League Cy Young Award winner has had a history of publicized legal and substance abuse troubles."
Lets hope for little Timmy's sake the pot isn't a gateway drug.

A Great Moment in Shithead History

It's ALL good but particularly the 18 second mark gets this shithhead's panties in a bunch.

F.O.L.

Most, if not all politicians play a role on Team Shithead. Joe reminded us today just why he is on the team. Shitheads find any excuse to drop the f word. From cradle to the grave it's every shithead's finest verbal companion.



fuck yeah joe

Hoffcanhaz

Da Hoff has been on the team long before the days of Knight Rider.

His agent once ruined a Bern Dog family dinner back in 89' at the Mermaid in Hermosa by interrupting our meal and telling us that the Hoff was just one table over and asked if we wanted his autograph. It was right when Baywatch was starting and Bern Dog got pissed cus DaHoff was rockin' a lifeguard jacket (no shirt underneath) when he wasn't a real lifeguard. Bern Dog gets pissed about shit like that.

We declined the offer and continued on with our meal.

Here's one of his meals...

Dr Phil and Janes Addiction

Laura and Matthew Eaton make 100K a year stealing shit and then selling it on ebay.

I think they even use their kids as decoys. I'm not really sure because I didn't really read the article. The worst/best? part about these shitheads is that they went on Dr. Phil and bragged about it which lead to them getting busted and now they're going to serve hard time.

Looks like it took the hard working Law Enforcers down in San Diego a little over 2 years to crack the case. Nice work.

I can't wait to see what that Mr. Phil busts the kids for in 15 years.

Shithead gets scalped

This story would be way more shithead if our boy fell off a roof hammered on Old Milwaukee retrieving some blown away zig zags during a big woman mud wrestling fest. But I'm sure that day will come...

A few days ago a founder of the shithead revival got scalped while surfing out at Cayucos Pier. Apparently as Executive Shithead was going down the line some kook bailed his board and a fin nailed E.S. right on the temple above the eye.

In true shithead fashion E.S. avoided all medical bills and got glued up by a local Doctor. Big props to the Dr. for the super glue session. The opposite of big props to the kook who bailed his board.

If you see Executive Shithead buy him a beer for his headache.

Lithuania Strikes Again

My 28 year old Lithuanian cousin Marium Varinauskas was super hammered and wacked a Scottish chick with his wang. Did I mention this chick was a cop. Sorry Marium but you aren't Anthony Kiedis.

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

The good news is that Marium has reportedly stopped binge drinking.

Jamais Deux Sans Trois. Mr. Ping Ping R.I.P

Tears for the tiniest Hero.

It comes with heavy hearts that the Team Shithdead report desk has to announce that our smallest shithead has passed away.

He Pingping commonly known as "Mr. Ping Ping" from Inner Mongolia achieved what most small dudes dream of in the 2009 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records, which certified him as the world's smallest walking man.



Shithead Stats: Ping Ping loved drinking, smoking and women. Not in that order but maybe.

Goodnight sweet prince!

Big Woman Alert

Shitheads love big women. Fact.

But what happens when big women are trying to be shitheads?

Such is the case of Donna Simpson, 42, of New Jersey. Big D is striving to be the worlds fattest lady. Heavy D weighs around 600 lb.s right now but is on a mish. to tip the scale to the 3 zero mark. Check out her boyfriend Phillipe. This guy is a full on shithead big woman hunter. Right on.

Here are some quotes from the shitty article I stole this ground breaking news from.

"Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter."

"To pay for her gigantic $750-a-week food bill, Simpson runs a Web site where men pay her to watch her eat."

"Simpson said her boyfriend Philippe, 49, has encouraged her to eat more -- even though he only weighs 150 pounds."

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger," she added. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

Corey Correction

COREY HAIM DEAD!

Team Shithead would like to make a correction in regards to the announcement of the death of Corey Fieldman. As it turns out he is ok. The actual Corey who died was Corey Haim. In the pursuit of accurate reporting the team tried to contact Corey Fieldman but could only find what might be his facebook page.

We would like to apologize to every Corey in the world.

Godmother of the Team

Deborah J. Madden, 60, of San Mateo, a San Francisco drug-test Lab technician, got busted for stealing the coke she was suppose to test.

WOW!!!

You just don't get anymore shithead than that. That's an old school move. One that Deb has probably been pulling since the 80's.

Corey : Dead !!!

Corey Scott Fieldman Dead at 38:

Team Shithead lost another one of their celebrity shitheads yesterday.

Corey passed at home, attended by his loving wife, Henrietta and his treasured dog, PokerFace.. Corey was born in New York to Ester and Doug Fieldman on July 15, 1971. He is survived by his wife and dog at the family home, his brother Lil Wayne of Torrance, sister Mary Sheen of Catalina Island , numerous nieces and nephews, and godsons Fredrico.

ANTONIO SIGHTING !!!

Today at approx. 14:35 PST Antonio was sighted. The location was near the Embarcadero Plaza and he appeared to be safe and sound on his beach cruiser. So all you shitheads with your false claims looking for the reward can beat it!

Team Shithead Inc. is working hard to get a full interview with this very heavy dude.

Missing Shithead! Antonio Alert

Attention all shitheads :

There is a member of the SF Chapter of Shitheads that is missing. He goes by the name Antonio and has been apart of the street team since the good ol days. He was last last seen on the Broadway Pier two and a half weeks ago.

Antonio can often be found on his bike sporting a tan that most would call shenanigans on. Antonio loves the pier, salt lake (not in Utah but probably Shasta) and things from Germany that make loud noises.

We don't have any pics of him but he looks like this. He was last seen wearing Jnco jean shorts with a purple button up with a dragon design. Comment on this blog if you see him.

Possible Reward ?

A blast from the past

Jesco White is a super shithead. Jesse, Jesco, Elvis?

If you don't cook up this dancin' outlaws eggs right he'll cut you up.


Jesco White

Adam | MySpace Video

Shithead Defined

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Shithead
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Shithead is a insulting term for a person that is ignorant, narrow minded, cruel, and/or unintelligent. It is generally considered to be a vulgar and profane term.
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I would like to add that in some circles the term shithead is regarded as the ultimate compliment and even a way of life that many strive for but few achieve.


A picture is worth a thousand words

Shithead Rule #27- Never Apologize

Zidane made the team a few years ago during the finals of the World Cup when he headbutted Materazzi for calling is ailing mother a 'terrorist whore.' Sorry Matzi but the big Z ain't sorry. And we're not going to be sorry when we send Tanya Harding's brother to break Giuseppe Rossi's leg.

The Team Welcomes Paul Railton Aboard

This 23 year old British shithead got caught walking his dog while driving his car. We would like to think that this is some fat ass lazy American shit but we know better. We know that this simply a shithead doing what shitheads do.

Looks like PR is going to have to take his shenanigans to the sidewalk for the next six months until he gets his license back.

Dog Walker Shithead

First shithead male/female duo: but not the last

This whole situation reeks of shitheadness.

Just another classic case of:
- Dude gets wintered and climbs down a chimney to check on his lady
- Dude gets stuck
- Fire dept comes to break him loose
- Lady digs out a few empty bottles of barley pops from the blue bin and lets them fly at Santa



*Thanks to M. Freebird for this contribution

A real worthless piece of shit

Cory made the team a few years ago. Feel free to hit him up next time you're down under. I'd like to see this kid and Latarian team up and go nuts.

Basically the Team

http://www.myspace.com/tallcansandteenagesex

These kids are as shithead as you get. 100% Certified

Apparently they started a riot during a show at the Santa Maria Laser Tag

Future Shithead of America

You all know Latarian Milton. Keep up the good work little dude.


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Shitheads love Nike

Famous Shitheads sponsored by Nike

Michael Jordan
Babe Ruth
Tiger Woods
Pete Rose
OJ

Child Star Dead ! possible team mate ?

As you know Team shithead is a huge fan of child actors. Hell, the team has many child actors sitting on the bench just waiting to do something real shitty.


With that said, it comes with great sadness that we have to announce that we think that Josh Andrew Koenig aka Richard Milhous "Boner" Stabone is dead.

Anybody with the nickname with 'Boner' has got to be a shithead. Especially if they are a purveyor of sweatpants.

Other child actors that might be dead in Canada or other countries that start with C are as follows.

- Vicky the Robot is dead from cholera in Cambodia.
- Dylan from 90210 died in Chile from a freak tranny 3 way. Though he was 30 on the show, and not an actual child star, he was definitely hooking up with Torrance High extra's. Team shithead style.
- Bonaduce? He is safe and sound in Connecticut

Shithead of the month... Vietnam Tom (epic beard dude)

If you haven't checked this dude out. Do it now. This guy is a real piece of shit. In fact the whole bus is full of shitheads.

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a fallen shithead

Recently a guru of team shithead bit the dust.

Bob Moore.

Legendary surfer. Innovative shaper/glasser. 100% shithead.

Bob glassed and sanded boards without a mask. Bob would sleep on your couch. Bob ripped.

Heartbreaking work of a staggering genius for sure.

Here are a few links to get to know Bob.


http://shenaniganswiththeedfactor.blogspot.com/2010/02/rip-legendary-surfboard-shaper-bob.html

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000801607588

RIP BM

Since the dawn of time ...

Dudes have been shitheads since day #1. That's an undisputed fact.

Even in the times of B.C. there was at least one dude that would show up to the party, empty handed, with no cask of wine insight looking to mooch whatever he could (including the host's lady).

If it's never your turn to drive. Never your turn to pay for the tab. If you have borrowed a shirt and returned it with stains. Then yes, you are a shithead.

Lets explore the art of shittyness and follow shitheads across the globe.

This blog is dedicated to shitheads worldwide.

Team Shithead. God Bless You