Lithuanian Alert- Meet Columbias next Presidente

How do you say 'Sí se puede' in Lithuanian? Antanas Mockus???

Aurelijus Rutenis Antanas Mockus Šivickas (born 25 March 1952 in Bogotá), is a Colombian mathematician, philosopher, and politician. This dude is a son of Lithuanian immigrants. And he is running a tight race in Cokeville

"HE WAS the unlikeliest of presidential hopefuls, a former maths lecturer who once mooned his students to get their attention and wore a superhero cape to teach civic values."

He loves his beard, he loves Nietzsche and and he loves public displays of indecent exposure.

Right on

Shithead of the Month: Indonesian Toddler Ardi Rizal

This Indonesian Toddler (Ardi Rizal ) smokes 40 cigs a day. He loves them. Some have called him the reincarnation of Ping Ping but without the whole midget thing.

The Riz is about to set the world on fire. I'm talking full marlboro sponsorship, bic lighters, the whole shebang. Smoking champion of the world 2010!

Turkevil Kenevil

Turkish kids hate stairs. That's a fact. I can't wait to see what sort of stunts this kid is pulling when he reaches the age of 5.

This is Bullshit

How the hell this guy got up after this upper cut and walked away from this is anybody's guess. His amigos should buy him drink but I'm guessing it would just go to waste.

Reno Party Girl. No shoes , no shirt, no bottle service

When you think of hotbeds for shitheadness where do you think of? If you just threw your dart at Nevada and hit a Reno bulls-eye then you just bowled a strike. I apologize for not posting anything from the "Battle Born" State earlier but I really wanted to hit the nail on the head.

Enter Brandi Smith. Keywords = Topless . Drunk. Prior incident involving a stolen 6-pack at 7-11. Driving.

“She just walked right past me,” is what the Scolaris Grocery store worker bee said of Brandi when she stumbled passed him topless on her way to the wine section. She grabbed a $20 of cab. and walked right out the door.

An off duty cop intercepted her at the her car and took her keys before she could drive off. He couldn't locate her top. Or so he says.





* Brandi is in no way related to certain Smith cousins located in outer Reno. They are good people. Good Smith's. Smith is a very common American name such as Jones, Nguyen, Hernandez and Gudauskas.

Mikey Bennet loves him some ta-tas

All Mike's love porn. Fact.

These politician's are like shooting fish in a bucket. I'm tempted to search that phrase on youtube but wont.

Anyways back to the Mike theory... Sen. Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, got caught "looking at pornographic material on his state-issued computer on the Senate floor."

Mike said he was a little bored during the abortion debate so he decided to check his email and a former court administrator sent him the picture of her and her gal pals flashing some lucky cameraman.

I'm sure both his former admin and his wife will be stoked on that one.

Boys will be boys

Whoever coined that phrase must have been a real shithead.

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