The Human Centipede in a theatre near you

Whoever wrote this is one fucked up dude.

"Extremely difficult to wrap my hands around"

LaShawn Merrit is a fast dude with a lot of time on his hands. Our 2008 Olympic track (400M) gold medalist just received a 2 year suspension for testing positive for enhancement drugs. Roids? Vebonol? Steranobol? Android F? Malogen ? No ( X ) 5 . This enhancement drug is the same one that Charlie Sheen is all hopped up on (when he's not hopped up on the booze and coke). I'm talkin' about poppin' penis enlarging pills. Which begs the question, is time the only thing on LaShawn's hands?

Franck, How do you say shithead in French?

Maybe we can ask Zidane again. No vid required for that one.

jamais deux sans trois? Oddly enough thats what my boy Jean-Pierre from Lyon told me right before he broke his third board at G-Land. Catch you at Money Trees in August JP! Well, hopefully at Speedies.

Lets investigate the trois...

1. Busted for hanging with prossies last week
2. Did I mention they were underaged?
3. And now the redcard from today for the over-the-top challenge



I'm not sure if 1 and 2 are separate? Hopefully for Franck they are. If not he is in store for some evil shit.

Iggy is older than your dad

A lot of shitheads owe this dude debt of gratitude for paving the way of being a scum. Happy B-Day igz!

Undisputed Heavyweight Shithead of the World

Iron Mike at his best.




Add this one to your netflix queue.

Art for the Team

Nothing gets a shithead more interested in the arts than when a museum warns it's visitors to not touch the live nudes.

Especially when it's opposite day.

Apparently you have to walk through the nudes to get to the exhibit. Shitheads have never been so clumsy.

I can only imagine the text pictures that are going down as well.

"Hey Darryl, you blew it "
attch:

Street Team Update : Antonio Sighting

Sighting: Corner of Davis and Sacramento

Appearance: On bike. JNCO jean shorts, purple dragon shirt- unbuttoned. Healthy tan

"Yeah Antonio"

Without looking in my direction Antonio starts to ride off and mumbles,

"Yeah Tokyo"

I know You, Asshole!

Little Larry has been doing all the thinking

Dear Larry,

I'm sorry to hear about your 8th divorce. 13years? Sounds like it was time to trade it in anyways. This will at least give you more time to hang out with me and the Team. Since you might lose $144 mil for not getting a prenup we will buy the first round. Well, as the team does, we will say we will buy the first round and then bail when the tab shows. Hang in there buddy. I will take you golfing and to my favorite waffle den.

Love,
tiger

Matthew Clemens will be batting clean up

Check this kid out. How would he not puke on you at a Philly's game?

Unfortunately for Matty Boy, he puked on an off duty cop and his 15 year old daughter. Oopsy.

Hopefully there are some fellow shitheads on the jury to get Clemen's back on the mound asap.

Kiwi Babysitting

It's 3am and you want to go to the strip club but it's your weekend to watch the grom. No worries mate. Just throw it in the back of the ride, pay the cover and enjoy the show.

I would have guessed that this is some South Island shit but then again I bet N. Zeds capital has some really quality adult establishments. I'm guessing there is a 50% chance that this dude is in Government.

Hot Carl takes a dump on own chest

Carl Paladino, the Tea Party favorite for New York governor really likes Italians but he is also an animal lover. Sounds kind of team material. No wait, this sounds totally like team material.

He is just the sort of dude the NY needs in office.

I can't wait to see what surfaces when they find Arnold's email trail. Hopefully some wicked Austrian down hill skiing where no farm animals are mistaken for salsa partners.

The gift that keeps giving to the Shithead foundation

The team expects Bern Dog to say way cooler shit from his grave than this.

René Higuita

Rene was a goalie for the Columbian National Futbol Team in the 80's. Just think about that.
-Goalie (Goalies are usually pretty fucked up dudes to begin with)
-80's
-Columbia

Check his pic. I think you get the idea. In case the pic wasn't enough here are a few more Rene Highlights.
-Scorpion Kicks >> See Video
-7 months in the hole on Kidnapping Charges >> Did I mention Pablo Escobar?
-Testing + for coke >> I would think it would have been more shocking if he tested negative.